VF; Amityville's Own HometownZeros started out back in the summer of 2000 in Ed's garage. At the time they went by the name "The K-9 Avengers". The band's original members were Bill Sykes on Guitar, Mike Magnetico on drums, and Ed Rheel On bass. The band was pretty bad..quite frankly they sucked. They kicked Bill out because he was always stoned and looking for food(Juan to this date has Bill's trailer keys and wallet as collateral for food). Replacing Bill on guitar was Juan. The new K-9 Avenger lineup was Juan, Mike and Ed. Next in line for the boot was Ed, there was no real reason to have kicked him out besides the fact that he was hairy and always played without a shirt on but, he does throw one hell of a party. After kicking Ed out the K-9 Avengers really couldnt play in his garage anymore so they moved it to Juans basement.

Upon arriving in the basement they realized they didnt have a bassplayer, to fill the void Mike suggested his buddy Jon for the job. Now with a new lineup they needed a new name. Thats about the time Juan mentioned his old girlfriend Vicki Parkin(the car) and her filthy vagina aka: "The Bearded Clam", aka: "The Hairy Taco". But one name stuck, it was "VaginaFace" or for short VF. Now with a new name and lineup VF began to crank out the hits that would ultimately define classic standards of American Rock n Roll.

During an audition for the school play it dawned on Jon and Juan that their drummer wasnt hispanic. Now this was going to be a problem, they needed to act and act fast. They gave the White Boy the boot and proceeded to recruit a more hispanic drummer. They found a young Half Hispanic freshman named Hugo who became the new VF drummer, not only was he better than Mike he was alot more Hispanic which is good for the VF Business. VF played the show as Supertuesday playing the song "Jesus dont want me for a sunbeam" By the Vaselines with special guest The Mystery Man. His identity remains a mystery.(Mystery Man if you're reading this, VF thanks you from- the bottom of our hearts)

After conquering the Highschool audience VF brought Bill back but unfortunately he was still stoned and hungry. During his one and only rehearsal with VF, Bill took a break in the middle of the set to smoke a bowl and get some food from the mall. He was never seen again.

Now with a more hispanic lineup VF can still be found at the corner bodega eating some good ol' fashioned Arroz Y Habichuelas or in the basement practicing.